Friday, October 5, 2007

A to Z of Me

Those who know me know that I dont like talking about myself. I can talk about what I do/did/done but rarely about myself. My mother says mo d'inu - cant say it in English - but like won ni lati te ikun e ki oro to j'ade (they have to press my stomach to get words out of me).

My father said I had the mentality of a secret agent. Blame him. From a very early age, I had read all the Ian Fleming, Arthur Conan Doyle, James Hadley Chase, Nick Carter, Alistair Maclean, Mario Puzo and others in his library and I almost always identified with the bad guys. I called myself The Dark Agent. In fact at some point, my favorite quote was "If I told you that, I would have to kill you". I actually said that to my Dad. Walahi.

I stole this A-Z meme from Mrs. Somebody's blog. Well I guess it was a tag. I think we are alike as I seem to agree with some of her answers (except the ekpang nkukwo bit). I will try to answer the ones I can. So listen very carefully, I shall say this only once...

Accent: None. (Have been accused of all sorts of things over this. Once detained at the Togolese border for 'NOT talking like a Nigerian')

Booze: Strong H2O - does that count? I drink it everyday.

Chore I Hate: Cant really think of one.

Dogs/Cats: Cats

Essential electronics: Laptop, phone.

Favourite Perfume: Davidoff Cool Water

Gold/Silver: Gold


Hometown: Lagos


Insomnia: Sometimes


Job title: Business Development Manager


Kids: 1 son


Living arrangements: Flat


Most admired trait: Smile


Number of sexual partners: Currently?.....One.


Overnight hospital stays: Yes


Phobia: Brokaphobia


Quote: "Dieu est donc moi suis""GOD is therefore I am" - Me


Religion: Eckankar


Siblings: 5 (3 brothers, 2 sisters )


Time I usually awake: About 5 a.m


Unusual talent: I can break anything down to the basics. I hardly ever forget names.


Vegetable I refuse to eat: Cant think of any.


Worst habit: Procrastination, biting and chewing my finger nails


X-rays: Several


Yummy foods I make: Coconut rice, Ewa agonyin, Moi-moi


Zodiac sign: Leo (28th July)

Now that you know ALL about me, I guess I have to kill you.

Dark Agent. Out.

Nimmo

19 comments:

Naapali said...

Before I die let me tell you, I know your secret, it is buried in Ice Station Zebra!

N.I.M.M.O said...

@Naapali: 'I once killed a man called Jones; not for that reason of course'

Many thanx for stopping by

Nimmo

Mrs Somebody said...

Hey N.I.M.M.O.
You think we are alike??? I can be weird like that.I'm not who people think I am.If you think I'm good,You just may not know I could be as bad as they come.And when I mean BAD,I don't mean,Killing folks BAD or evil BAD.I can be as BAD as BAD.
I could be BAD.I'm tired of blogging about weight loss.I want to bring out the BAD side of Mrs S.The side Ubong Da wants to read about.
And why am I telling you all these????

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Andy said...

So how did you finally get released from the Togolese border?
About killing ......na beanz.

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CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

Oh my God, u r an Eckist too?
abeg holla at your girl...
why didn't I know this.
Oh My God.
I have a post about an intro talk at my school. Not suprisingly, the comments are sparse...*chuckle*

CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHH

I know who u are.....YEEEEEEEE
How's Mrs. Nimmo? ehn?
Any little Nimmos yet?

Atutupoyoyo said...

LOL. This guy you dey crase.

LMAO @ 'detained at the Togolese border for 'NOT talking like a Nigerian'

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badderchic said...

Kill who? theme song *ota to ba fe doublecross me o, igbalandogiwon* okay, not me...sigh, relief. lol

Dark Agent ko, Albino agent ni. lol
thanks for droppin by!

Mrs Somebody said...

@ badderchic.....Lol at 'albino agent'.
N.I.M.M.O update this blog!!!!

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N.I.M.M.O said...

stAt All: Many thanx for stopping by. I am in Ibadan right now and cant really write much. Will update as soon as i am back to base.
@Mrs S.- 'Now Class, raise up your hand if you want to see the BAAAAD side of Mrs. S?' 'I, Sir' (Both hands raised).

@Andy - One particular Togolese Immigration guy took an interest in my case and wont let me go o. He said I dont look like and dont 'talk' like a Nigerian. We later realised that to him I looked like an Igbo man but didnt talk like an Igbo man and that was a time when Igbo guys took over Lome.
Depending on where I go in Nigeria, people have called me Igbo, Calabar, Idoma, Tiv, Urhobo even though I be quarter-cast Yoruba man.

@CWB - You will teach me how you do it o! Such rapidity in updating.

@Catwalq - Nuff said Sis. Will check it out.

@Atutupoyoyo - Many thanx for stopping by.

@Badderchic - You don well now to dey call person Albino Agent abi? Many thanx.

Nimmo

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BiMbyLaDs** said...

Davidoff cool water.. WALE!!! lolllllll

Queen of My Castle said...

That was cute, but please, please don't kill us! LOL

I LOVE Coolwater. Nothing like a good smelling man with a nice smile.

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Togolese ppl are black ehnnnnn.... lol and this was through my eyes coming from naija oh... chaiii... lmao.. you're very funny.. dark agent.. i like that... its funny cos i could swear i did this meme once but didnt get around to putting it up... i'll search for it.. if i still have it.. i just might put it up.. although lord knows how many of my answers are still relevant now... i swear when i read your religion i was just going to tell you that you have to blog meet my friend catwalq... but i can see that she has kponkiously brought herself here... bridgewater buruku... hahaaaaaaa

jummy said...

Dang i havent eaten moin moin in like 2 yrs

I want to go home *sobs*

I love the term brokaphobia sounds sezzy

Lol

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