Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Update

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.


The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.


After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize,

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YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR IPOD!!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

On Politics




"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan

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