Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Really, Does This Prove Anything?

Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men. Really.

Saw this and just had to share.

19 comments:

Isi said...

lmao! i like your label: 'Idiot Dan' indeed!

how have u been? family nko?!

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLL!!!

Ms. Catwalq said...

That's what I am talking about...

SCOMISS said...

that's just gangsta...

Naapali said...
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Naapali said...

As long as Dan kept the will hidden and the lawyer away all she did was give free yansh to an ailing man, ala Anna Nicole.

Maybe next time though Dan will keep his yeye mouth shut.

Mommy said...

The Other...

It's been quite a while. How have you been and howz the family? I see we're expecting a little one.

Ran through your archives to keep me posted.

Damn 'idiot Dan' to pebbles. (lol)

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao... thats hilarious... i LOVE it

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO!!!! Naapali has a point there, so Anna Nicole-esq.

Anonymous said...

D guy na M-U-M-U.

LOL@ Anna Nicolesque. MUGU catch MUGU.

Allied said...

lol..

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahahahahaha! N.I.M.M.O.! thanks for sharing this!

lol!


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

wait, you are expecting? ooops, I guess I missed that one. Congrats oh! Let me go catch up...


NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

Jinta said...

you know what they say: 'the girl wey you meet for disco, shall surely dance away...'

Nine said...

Dan'll just make sure she signs a prenup.And then keep her away from the lawyer:)

guerreiranigeriana said...

haha...now which one is the real mugu?...

ablackjamesbond said...

lol...sharp babe

Isi said...

isi was here...

plastiQ said...

Ingenious.

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