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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.


The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.


After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize,

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YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR IPOD!!!!

On Politics

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan